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Deaton the versatile veterinarian.


Rose dress-up


Edwardian collar.





A Summary of Marvel Movies

Marvel rule #1 the only person who stays dead is uncle ben

Nick Furry

Gwen Stacey and Uncle Ben really got the short end of the stick from Marvel.



ktsaurusr3x said: I DEMAND EXAMPLES

Example A: Romantic Comedy

"Alan, socially inept and down-on-his-luck, just can’t seem to catch a break when he and his long-sought-after love and colleague, Ellie, a brilliant and independent woman in her own right, are thrown together on a project with a notorious and irresistible womanizer. Will an unexpected series of wacky shenanigans leave Alan bereft and alone? Or will True Love prevail?"

Example C: Survival Reality Show

"A mathematician and an outdoorsman are dropped onto a mostly deserted island with a hacker, an old man, a lawyer, and a botanist. They have little more than 48 hours to find the helicopter hidden somewhere in the jungle and escape. In the meantime, they must find food, water, and shelter while evading the island’s local predators. Will they use their knowledge and team up for survival? Or will some of them get "munched" and voted off the island? Find out in Part 1!"


when you live in a farm area shit gets real and I didn’t realize it until I was 8. My dad had this giant white rooster who was a total bully and he would peck not only people but the baby chickens newly born, killing them. Nevertheless my Dad loved it, he would even pet it. My mom…

I debated for an hour about what pattern to use, and ended up going with the basic coaster pattern I had first thought of doing. I’m still not done the green thread, but birthday presents take priority I guess!






"Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck."

Sculpture by Erik Christianson.

I’m not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.

How dare women try to have nipples.

Actually I’ve seen this before and I can tell you— it’s because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone they’d expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.

ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the ‘fierce hell cats’ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain ‘Calico Jack’ Rackham’s crew - they were the only two known female pirates in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT, when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.

Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonny’s final words to him were, “Had you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.” Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know. 


The Real Linda Lovelace

*Linda Boreman Marchiano/ “Linda Lovelace” did take a polygraph test and “everything she said checked out” - Gloria Steinem

Descriptions are hard. :x
Let's take over the world instead.

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